Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of-Unknown
Out of my mind. Back in five minutes-Unknown
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking-Unknown
I’m multi-talented: I can talk and piss you off at the same time-Unknown
A positive attitude may not solve all your problems, but it will annoy enough people to make it worth the effort-Unknown
I’m not a complete idiot, some parts are missing-Unknown
The trouble with life is there’s no background music-Unknown
Ever stop to think, and forget to start again-Unknown
It saddens Norwegians that America still honors the Italian Columbus, who arrived late in the New World and by accident, who wasn’t even interested in New Worlds but only in spices. Out on a spin in search of curry powder and hot peppers- a man on a voyage to the grocery- he stumbled onto the land of heroic Vikings and proceeded to get the credit for it. And then to name it ‘America’ after Amerigo Vespucci, an Italian who never saw the New World but only sat in Italy and drew incredibly inaccurate maps of it. By rights, it should be called Erica, after Eric the Red, who did the work five hundred years earlier. The United States of Erica, Erica the Beautiful, The Erican League-Unknown
I think , Therefore we have nothing in common-Unknown
Do you believe in love at first sight or do i have to walk by again-Unknown
Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it-Unknown
If I seem to give a damn, please tell me. I would hate to be giving the wrong impression-Unknown
I’ve given up the search for reality; now I’m just looking for a good fantasy-Unknown
Get your mind out of the gutter – it’s blocking my view-Unkown
